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From: "Jack Ring" <jring@xxxxxxxx>
Date: Tue, 17 Feb 2009 16:26:39 -0700
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One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two  men 
along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his  driver to stop 
and he got out to investigate.    (01)

He asked  one man, "Why are you eating grass?"    (02)

"We don't have any  money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat 
grass."    (03)

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house  and I'll feed you," the 
lawyer said.    (04)

"But sir, I have a  wife and two children with me. They are over there, 
under that  tree."    (05)

"Bring them along," the lawyer  replied.    (06)

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You  come with us, also."    (07)

The second man, in a pitiful  voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife 
and SIX  children with me!"    (08)

"Bring them all, as well," the  lawyer answered .    (09)

They all entered the car, which was  no easy task, even for a car as large 
as the limousine  was.    (010)

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to  the lawyer and said, "Sir, 
you are too kind. Thank you for  taking all of us with you."    (011)

The lawyer replied, "Glad  to do it.
You'll really love my place.
The grass is almost a  foot high"     (012)

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